Wednesday, January 3, 2018

I would like to retire in a place where they have a self-sustaining pond.

It would be interesting for me, I think, to sit by a pond, watching the koi, occasionally looking for other critters.  I want ducks to come by sometimes.  I want the pond pump to be solar powered.  It would be cool to me.

I would not be able to afford to have such a place of my own.  The background picture is some rich guy's swimming pool conversion.  I like the idea of swimming pool conversions because pools are toxic energy drains, aren't they.  We used to have a pool in Cerritos.  I learned to swim in there, at age 16.  But every year several birds died in that pool, and a lot of bugs.  Pool man added HCl and other stuff every month, or maybe even every week, I don't even know.  Water had to be pumped every day, even though we only swam in it a few times per year.  But I digress.

It would be nice to retire in some fancy joint like Glen Terra where they serve your meals like a hotel.  But with a solar-powered, biologically self-cleaning pond that hosts ducks sometimes.  I think Glen Terra was around $30k/year, maybe more.  That's what, $2500/month?  I can do that.  Ruth can do that too.   The only problem will be, where can I find a pond like that?

I'm using the Bankrate.com retirement income calculator.  I've got about $70k at Vanguard + Fidelity combined, and another $6k at CalSTRS.  The annual contribution from teaching jobs is about $1800.  If I want $2500/month as a retiree for 30 years starting at age 65, I'm going to need to make $250 monthly contributions to my Roth.  It's really $400/month, but the teaching jobs are covering $150 of that with CalSTRS.  So it's $250 now.  I think I can do that. 


How about Ruth, will she be able to do that?  Trust me:  Ruth is not going to want to retire at 65.  She will want to work as long as allowed.  Ruth will have plenty of income, all the time.

Should I be putting it into my Roth, or my IRA?  Half and half?  It really depends on if I think I'll be in a higher tax bracket now or later.  Honey, if I'm going to be in a higher tax bracket later, it's not going to matter where the money went.  So I have to assume I'm going to be in a lower tax bracket later.  That is the survival choice.  That means I have to put my money into the IRA, because I that money won't count as taxable income until I retire.

That reminds me, I also have an IRA at Capital One 360.  Geez, there's a grand in there right now.  Hey, it's all in Qualcomm!  Ha, it was because of Uncle John.  So, what's the trade commission there at Cap1?  Automatic investing is $3.95 per trade.  That means my contribution has to be $254, not just $250/month.  But that is $1 better than Fidelity's $4.95 per trade.

Ah, QCOM is just underneath the 39-week MA.  It is a good time to sell, how about that.  I guess I'll put my monthlies into Cap1 Sharebuilder.  I will set it to buy maybe some TQQQ automatically for now, just for the short term.

Whoa whoa whoa.  Sharebuilder wants to know if I want to make my $254 contribution for tax year 2017 or 2018.  But it's 2018 right now.  Reading further online, I see I can make all my $254/month contributions effective the 2017 tax year up until around 4/15 of the current year.  How weird.  Who bribed whom to get that rule?

I've made some more-than-usual money this year at SMC so I'll assign my contributions for the previous tax year as much as I can until 4/15.  The contributions must be done manually for this to work.  I'll set up the automatic monthly contributions to start in May.








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